In Case of Clusterfuck - Glass Bottle Matches, Funny Gift

When chaos hits, strike back. Our In Case of Clusterfuck safety matches are designed for life’s messiest moments. With bold royal blue tips in a chic glass bottle topped with a gold lid, they’re equal parts functional and funny—perfect for gifting or keeping on standby. Why customers love it: • Relatable + witty: The perfect phrase for anyone navigating daily disasters. • Giftable: Great add-on with candles, cocktails, or survival kits. • Statement piece: Royal blue match tips add a striking pop of color. • Practical sass: Brings humor to a household staple. Best for gifting occasions: • Housewarming or hostess gifts • Stress relief + self-care bundles • Funny birthday gifts • Holiday stocking stuffers Product details: • Glass bottle with gold lid • Size: 1.84” x 4.75” • Weight: 1.8 oz • Contains: 40 wooden safety matches with royal blue tips • Striker on the side of the bottle Coloring may vary slightly between production runs. Available only to U.S. retailers due to international shipping constraints.